a nerd love story

This story was told to me by my friend Matt (via g-chat). I loved it so much I thought I would share:

amy has the cutest nerd story ever
so she was all nerdy and lonely cause she was away at college and nobody loved her
cause she was a big ole chemistry nerd
and she started to get depressed
but then...
she found this equation, which talked about colliding bodies, and how likely they are to combine
and they're very unlikely
but the coefficient in the equation is not zero
so eventually they will combine
so she realized that eventually she will find someone
if she keept trying
and she was slightly consoled
then right after she met her bf
charlie
who was also a chemist!
and they are in love!

Doesn't it make you want to be a scientist at least a little bit? Novels are not quite as consoling—everyone always dies in the end.