This completes me.
So does the following email from dear lover-boy Jace Face, sent last night but received today at lunch time:
so, all day I kept thinking of you, this might turn into a problem, your turning me into some sort of good boy friend. Therefore I am accusing you of witchcraft, its the only explanation, other than i like you.
Despite the spelling and grammar errors he is really quite a man. And PS I can say whatever I want since he doesn't read my blog. So, I suppose there are really only one or two improvements I could ask for, but no more than that...